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Week 9 Goody Bag
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Ended November 1, 2026, 9:24 amUpdated
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Iowa State just rushed the field after kicking a FG as time expired to beat Okie Lite — 51-49.
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27 – 12, USC over anOSU with 11 minutes left in the 4th.
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UNC up on Miami 28-24 with 10 left in the 4th. Smells like 2007.
ikepigott
Miami remains in a slow-mo track meet with UNC — and Ohio State is down 15 in the 4th.
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And…the frauds in Bloomington pulled it out of their ass. 23-16 in Overtime. Boooooo!
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ScreenshotOMFG
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Gophers and Hoosiers trade SIXTY-yard field goals in the final minutes to carry this to overtime in Bloomington.
Whatever happened to “College kickers?”
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At this point in the Cocktail Party (midway through the 3rd quarter,) Georgia and Florida are fairly even statistically. Except for the four Florida turnovers.
Georgia 24-0
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ScreenshotScreenshotAlways. Trust. The. Data (for a half anyway)
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Not college, but is this what we want football to be?
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45-14 Ole Miss.
do you know how hard you have to work to lose by five scores to a team missing nine starters? Alex Golesh found a way.
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I’m still pissed that Bama let him talk all that shit last season and didn’t punish the SOB for it. Cochran would’ve had our boys breathing fire and raining down brimstone. I like the science based workouts now, we aren’t lacking for power or speed, but it was that mental toughness that he brought in that imo, was the biggest coaching loss of the Saban era and the beginning of the end.
The long-term cost of Russkie Harsin getting that kind of program momentum would infinitely outweigh any small short-term gain from damaging OMs playoff hopes. Let ’em lose to the dwags next week, or the dirt burglars the week after.
Roll Tide!
Best day of the season — Ryan Grubb can’t hurt me.
I genuinely cannot f’n believe Trailer Trash U is starting Tommy Castellanos. They’re addicted to ineligible QBs
I’m still pissed that Bama let him talk all that shit last season and didn’t punish the SOB for it. Cochran would’ve had our boys breathing fire and raining down brimstone. I like the science based workouts now, we aren’t lacking for power or speed, but it was that mental toughness that he brought in that imo, was the biggest coaching loss of the Saban era and the beginning of the end.
Would it be good for Bama’s playoff chances if Abuurn beats Ole Miss?
NOTHING GOOD EVER COMES FROM AN AU***N WIN
No argument here but does it help Bama’s playoff chances by weakening Ole Miss’s
In theory, but Bama’s gonna win out, so it’s a moot point.
The long-term cost of Russkie Harsin getting that kind of program momentum would infinitely outweigh any small short-term gain from damaging OMs playoff hopes. Let ’em lose to the dwags next week, or the dirt burglars the week after.
For some reason I had not heard “Russkie Harsin” and now I want the fridge magnet.
except their retaining mid-tier at best coaches.
Odd decision for Aubie to go for 2 after taking a 5-yd penalty
It’s API, they are odd.
Damn, Erik, you’ve got a lot of burner accounts. 🤣🤣🤣
Ike, please delete that garbage, that’s awful. 170 points? 🤮🤮🤮
Oklahoma/Sakalina lol:
So Florida just doesn’t have a functional offense outside of Baugh, huh?
Jones is the better QB, I don’t get the love affair they have with Philo. Well, other than him being at Tech with the OC.
Wow