Lions, TIGERS, and (black) Bears – Oh my.
Auburn traveled to Oxford, MS to face off against Ole Miss’ skeleton crew of a football team. Despite the game being close at the half, the fighting Akbars opened a can of whoop-ass and beat the stripes off of Aubie.
Golesh is not the dude for Auburn I been tryna tell everybody. Auburn keep getting coaches of temu! we gon be trash next year too and they gon fire him watch #auburn
Alex Golesh on Auburn’s running game today: “We certainly tried. We kept leaning on it until we had to go into a two-minute mode.” Omar Mabson had two carries after the score was 17-15 (and then quickly 24-15). Jeremiah Cobb had zero.
We are so screwed!! Golesh and Company have NO clue what they are doing!! They needed to stay at USF for 3 or 4 more years before jumping into the SEC!! #FIRECOHEN!
Durkin has got to go I understand the talent isn’t there but he’s getting paid top ten money and he simply isn’t a good enough coach to justify that
Per Nathan King: “Auburn had given up at least five touchdowns in regulation only once (2025 Vanderbilt) across DJ Durkin’s first two seasons as defensive coordinator. It has now done so three times this season.”
You gotta wonder if opposing teams felt they didn’t need to score a lot against us when they knew Freeze’s offense couldn’t score against 11 traffic cones. Sure, there were a lot of 1 score games, but none of them felt winnable under Freeze.
Chambliss could have put down a table and played solitaire and never been pressured
The Refs fucked us but also Ole Miss fucked us. We got Eiffel Tower’ed out there today
well, we said going into this month that 1-3 was probably about all we could expect. win the next three and then hope we can pull off another troll job in tuscaloosa.
Sometimes his screen pass looks like he is tossing it to a nephew in the backyard. He stares the receiver down, slow wind up, ball travels slowly through the air, receiver catches but the defender is there immediately because they had so much time to react
Call Aranda as soon as you get on the bus, Alex
Another ref show but at this point we should expect to have to beat two teams every week. The first Arnoux PI to hand Ole Miss a free 4 points was egregious SEC tampering, and then they did it again with the ‘fair catch’ call on the kickoff in the second half that essentially ended the game. The decision to still go for 2 after the Cole Best snap infraction (who is awful and has been every week of the season) was a coaching decision that made zero sense logically after the penalty. Especially when you line up and run the exact same play from the 7 as you did from the 2.
What the hell are we doing passing it on 90% of first downs. Maddening
Back-to-back weeks of suckitude. We were right there in it, but that fair catch penalty really fucked us.
Goulash sucks ass
Its time to clean house this level of play is dwn right uncalled for
They just cleaned house. This is the new house.
This was the first year i really listened or watched any podcast to do with Auburn football. NeVER again. My hopes were wayyy to high going into this season. Its like after Georgia win this team said well thats good enough
This team is one bad pass, one blocked punt, and one fumble away from a 1 win team. Durkin is overpaid. Golesh should fire everyone but Burns and if things dont change next year, Golesh can go too. Onward
Arkansas by 14 in JHS next Saturday. And boy thats gonna hurt.
I suffered through the Barfield years and this may be worse. Another year of being less than average. I’m sad.
Byrum 13 carries for 5 yards. 63 yards rushing total. So glad I couldnt watch the game.
Auburn should just fire AD , all football coaches, all players , Forfeit rest games this season , start from scratch.
Yall remember when we coulda handed the reins over to Coach Caddy? Man, where would we have been if we had.
Ex Auburn players cooking everywhere…😂
Don’t ever think it can get worse
Man, we so suck…no way to candy coat it even on Halloween…
It’s a Hugh Freeze world. We’re just living in it.
Golesh is like freeze. Freeze wouldn’t run the ball either!
m so sick of no one speaking out against byrum brown. He’s horrendous. Watch the game from the overhead camera behind the qb. Garbage.
Not sure why anyone thought bringing the South Flo-rida team to Auburn was a great idea. That was stooge-like
Pete just wants to go get drunk and drive
What time does our game start today? Or are we on a bye again?
Special kind of bye where somehow half the team doesn’t show up.
What game? Auburn sure as hell doesn’t have a football team. Golf is going on right now.
It’s Auburn Basketball season.
No game, just keep drinking…
Yeah, he didn’t signal a fair catch. About as much as Kirby was Clapping
Watching Auburn football makes you not want to watch anymore football for the rest of the weekend.
Whoever is coaching the players involved in catching or not catching the kickoffs and punts needs to be canned!
It’s still Cocktober, baby!
Chokelahoma’s gag reflexes got tested on the last day of Cocktober.
Time for a new coach
Time to clean house if they ever want to be serious contenders.If not then stay mediocre
In other words, “No shit, Sherlock”. It’s not enough to acknowledge it, something has to be done about it, BV! 😑
Yeah – we noticed that, too.
Then CHANGE SOMETHING!
He needs to explain why John Mateer is still the QB at Oklahoma.
Fuck this staff fr
So are people finally starting to realize that Brent Venables is not a good HC? This is going to be 3 out of 5 seasons that he will have losing seasons, and this might be the worst yet. Unless proven otherwise, OU is going 4-8! I love the Sooners, but this is pathetic!
I’ve never been more serious. I don’t care how much the buyout is. Bankrupt the city of Norman. Do whatever you gotta do. OU football is losing every bit of status under this guy. I’m over all of it.
Brent Venables has let his team quit in their 8th game of the season. Truly one of the worst coaching jobs I’ve ever witnessed. No legitimate excuses can be made for this
LaNorris Sellers is everything Brent Venables BELIEVES John Mateer is. Brent Venables, despite what JD Runnels would have you believe, doesn’t know anything about offense. It’s embarrassing,
Extending Brent Venables made no sense at the time and still doesn’t.
Bench Mateer for the love of god
Fire Venables, he’s a fucking joke and has ran this program into the ground!!!! We’re an embarrassment to Oklahoma and the SEC at this point.
In post game BV referred to the defense as “we” and the offense as “them”.
Mateer has got to be one of the worst if not the worst quarterbacks Oklahoma has ever had , or since I’ve been alive anyway. And what is it going to take for coaches to see that and let someone else have a shot at it. Hell they can’t do any worse.
“Mateer gives us the best chance to lose.”
And Arbuckle not getting him out the game at any point no matter how terrible he is means it’s TIME FOR HIM TO GO!!!! Both of em!!!
Satenga right, Satenga left, Satenga handoff, Satenga, Satenga, Satenga. Must be so easy to gameplan against our offense.
This why I stopped paying for y’all beat writers. Y’all got glazed by the staff into giving us info saying that this was the best roster BV had at OU. They lied to ya, so ya lied to me. A lie I used to pay for lol
From Hard 2 Kill 2 Hard 2 Watch. Oklahoma is the new Iowa
We aren’t scoring 57 in any game. That’s what the first have told us
BV should be fired BA fired Fat Ass Bill Fired
South Carolina has no respect for Oklahoma’s defense today. Nor should they. OU can’t tackle and getting cooked deep.
Oklahoma double-digit losses at home
under Stoops & Riley (23 seasons): 3
under Venables (4.5 seasons): 4
Arkansas Football – I can’t even be mean to them at this point.
It’s hard to win a game when you average 6.7 yards through the air and an even worse 1.6 YPC. Those stats have become synonymous with Arkansas football.
Well, Jacob, that’s probably because that was an anomaly and what we are going thru now is closer to the norm
When we stop firing Bobby Petrino just give him the keys hell or high water
LMFAOOO win over Vandy didn’t change nothin we still gotta blow this thing up
Absolute disaster. Good grief. No words.
The epitome of Arkansas football just occurred, Holy cow.
How is the Arkansas offense actually this bad. Just giving points to the other team like it’s Halloween candy
#FireHunterYurachek
How is that not a PI???
Silverfield is too nice to referees…
Apparently bear hugging receivers is legal now!
Games gonna be over by halftime
It was over before it started
Hunter Yurachek is a loser and so is Arkansas until they fire him
I am once again asking Arkansas to stop turning the ball over
Can’t even call hutt. Worst coach team I’ve ever seen.
You forgot to include losing streak against a consistently better football program.
Oh no. It’s a comedy of errors in Fayetteville. Scoop and score for Missouri.
When did they start allowing a team to kick the ball forward?
Arkansas self destruction against Mizzou continues. Can’t believe I’m out here catching pneumonia over this
I hope everyone sends in emails to the board of trustees. This team had 2 WEEKS to prepare. Let that sink in. 2 weeks. Not a thing changed. We got WORSE. Don’t argue it was the weather. We weren’t the only team playing in the rain. HORRIBLE.
On fourth down from its own 34, Cam Settles bobbled the snap and the ball ends up in the end zone. Missouri recovers for a touchdown. Missouri goes up 10-0.
Wow. Hate shotgun on short yardage. Settles had no chance. 10-0 Mizzou. Two turnovers in the first quarter.
I’ll take Pittman back after that idiot call.
I hope we lose by 50! 😂 This whole damn hog football program is a joke!
So far looks like a Chad Morris game.
When you are a bad team, you seem to get more bad calls.
Whenever someone makes a blooper reel of Arkansas football in the post-Bobby Petrino era, that play will be on it.
Put us on Sportscenter… #bums
Arkansas AD Hunter Yurachek is shown on the video board in Razorback Stadium and a chorus of boos rain down, about as loud as it has been all night.
3 straight years of owning season tickets and not going to a game. That’s life as a season ticket holder nowadays. What does it take to wake up to a news headline that the worst athletic director in Arkansas history had been fired?
I’ll go on the record this guy is worse than Chad morris.
Tim Cramsey dressed up as a SEC offensive coordinator for Halloween..headset and everything
Broadcast looks like someone tried to finally burn it all down. Literally.
What does kicking a field goal while down 3 possessions to leave us down 3 possessions in 4th quarter do?????
It would be nice to win an SEC game on your home field.
Floriduh, formerly known as the reincarnation of the 2019 LSU Tigers.
Florida and UGA faced off this weekend in the Cocktail Party, more recently called the War for the Oar. Well, before the game, Kirby and Co. decided to substitute the belt for said Oar. Gata got Oar to Ass for 4 quarters and came back to the realization that even Tebow can’t save their season.
i cant stand Florida fans and i say that as a Florida fan
I agree. But the Sumrall ass munchers are gonna tell you it’s a process and he’s gonna be successful in two years!
Florida’s offense looked timid from the outset. Playing scared. Lacked confidence. Showed it. This was a winnable game. Hell, Auburn beat them.
You can’t fire him until you’ve given him a contract extension that 3x’s his buyout
First year after Sunbelt Billy. Florida ppl are known for impatience. This is ridiculous.
Give me a break. He’s exactly what Florida needs. I’d trade you DeBoer for him today.
hate to say this, but our football team really sucks this year. One minute you think they’re playing really good, the next they shit the bed. It was embarrassing to watch yesterday💯🤦♂️😞👎👎
So this is what it felt like to be a uga fan from 1990-2020.
Embarrassed by a rival AGAIN!!! Must suck
If you want to get back to Atlanta for the SEC Championship one day, you have to get better and mature. Georgia didn’t beat Florida today. Florida beat Florida. Go Gators! 🐊
I mean Georgia’s defense took the ball away 4 times, head Baugh to 38 yards rushing. Meanwhile Florida’s only score comes after getting bailed out on a tick tack DPI call. But if that is what you need to cope with the L, I guess. 🤷🏻 #SlawridaisCheeks
Florida QBs handing out candy all day.
Vol here. Do you also believe the Germans beat themselves in WWII?
Belts too asses!!! Don’t worry gators college basketball starts tomorrow
Maybe you guys should start schedule Miami Hurricanes level competition and y’all go maybe go undefeated too
That’s it. I’ve been a Gators fan since 1907. I just smashed my TV in front of 100 guests because of the game. My wife just took our crying kids and said they’re all spending the week at a hotel. I’m taking my fanhood to Notre Dame. Goodbye Florida, I’m no longer a fan.
I think we got the damn conclusion that philo does not belong on the field.
I DON’T EVER WANT TO SEE THIS RUN THE BAUGH SHIT EVER AGAIN!!! JADAN BAUGH HAS NO HEART
My god…. how do y’all have any wins this season? Look like kindergarteners out there. UGA’s defense own you. Their offense ran for 215. Y’all are trash.
I thought this team was like 2019 LSU
Yet we got a coach who doesn’t understand offense and can’t see a pretty ball or that a guy take more risk like a qb supposed to.. Jon is the fuckin worst excuse for a coach, hey I don’t kno anything on that side.. buster u got it… fuck bruh this the mf we gotta deal with.. FUCK
Ashamed to call this a rivalry Georgia owns our bitch ass
lol sorriest team in the nation. Unrank us so we can win some games.
You know who put up more of a fight against Georgia than us? VANDERBILT. WE ARE WORSE THAN VANDERBILT AT PLAYING GEORGIA.
i cant hate how the gators beat Texas, went into the bye and then masterfully reverted back to form.
Our offense kept us out of this game
Come back to Georgia anytime you filthy fucks.
Even Napier put up a fight😭
SUNBELT SUMRALL, WE HAVENT BEATEN GEORGIA IN 6 STRAIGHT YEARS, DO SOMETHING!!!!
Awesome now we don’t have to hear about Florida anymore.
Free Shoes U
After yet another pathetic display this weekend. Even Clempson couldn’t Clempson enough to save the Seminopes. FSU has decided to part ways with Mike Norvell. Where they got the money is still a mystery.
Fire. That. Mother. Fucker.
Climbing into the dumpster. And it’s on fire.
For the record: I am absolutely 100% unequivocally in favor of firing Mike Norvell. I also cannot fathom spending nearly $100 in buyouts to do so. Just an impossible position to be in. This is pure misery.
I wish I could make millions being as useless as Mike Norvell is #Noles.
Hopefully, Death Valley is the death of Mike Norvell’s FSU coaching career,
Norvell is t the only problem. It’s the FSU Pres, AD, and the board members. All of them need to go for giving Norvell that contract.
gators are hiring
That’s all for this week. We’ll see you next Tuesday for another addition of the meltdown and hope that it’s LSU we are highlighting, and not Crimson Tide fans.
Row Tahd
This shit right here is exactly why I would be just as happy to cancel the iron bowl and put Auburn on the rotating schedule
I’m tired of being their Super Bowl, selling their season tickets, filling their stadium every other year. We should just be treating them like what they are, another bad team in the conference to be handily dispatched.
But props to the Auburn fan for his self-awareness: they don’t care about winning. They just care about beating Alabama. What a sad, pathetic little life to have as a sports fan.
Thankfully I was able to escape their cult. My uncle can be thanked for that.
This is why I try to refer to that game as “Last Saturday in November (LSIN)” instead of using that boog-originated bowl nonsense… Far as I’m concerned, “IB” stands for “irritable bowel”.
It has been the dearest hope of my life that with all this playoff expansion travesty, at least we will eventually have a game against that cow college with ZERO external stakes. Playoff berth already locked up, nothing but so-called “bragging rights” on the line. EVERY BIT of power they’ve ever held in the relationship is derived from the fact that beating us derails our championship goals. All of it. If the expanded playoff ends that, the so-called “rivalry” will wither on the vine.
We got a foretaste of this dynamic back in ’17 when we scraped into the playoff despite loosing to them, and went on to win the natty. How much did we care about that loss once Tua hit Devonta? They all assumed they had knocked us out, their subconscious hadn’t caught up to the 4-team world. I have a good friend who has the misfortune to be a boog, and he mocked me relentlessly for saying we could still get in. I’ll never forget the look on his face when I held up my phone to him after church on selection Sunday…
And if you REALLY want to grasp how this all works, ask yourself how the kick-six would be viewed if the 4-team playoff had started in ’13 instead of ’14. Because we would still have been in the playoff (3 or 4 seed, depending on the committee – we finished 3 in the BCS). Probably win our third straight natty (rest of the field would have been Free Shoes, boogs, and Michigan State), and maybe even get a rematch with THEM on a neutral field. K6 would be a minor footnote instead of what it is. If only…
IIRC, we had a similar discussion about 5-7 years ago.
I was on the dump fUT-as-a-rival side because they deserve Vandy–not Bama as their rival.
Again IIRC, you (and most others) thought this was blasphemy. Do I remember correctly?
Auburn has suffered more “lack of finishes” this year than an untipped Chinese masseuse.
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