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CFB Selection Special Meltdown Edition: Hoes Mad

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November 6, 2026
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The Crimson Tide ended the CFP Ranking Reveal No. 5 overall. It is safe to say almost everyone watching live was shocked at this result (including most ‘Bama fans). Fans of poverty teams across the country are livid too, especially the likes of Notre Shame, anOSU, and fUT (which is buried 10 spots behind ‘Bama with an identical record, and holding a H2H ass-kicking over the Tide. LOL).

So, let’s celebrate the usual suspects crashing out. And even if the Tide’s lofty ranking only lasts two more days, it’s hilarious.

It’s the Meltdown (CFP Special Edition)!


ESPN: pic.twitter.com/XuNuIH8D1L

— Tommy Maroon (@TommyMaroon23) November 4, 2026

The 1st CFP rankings are WILD. Alabama at #5, EIGHT spots ahead of a 2-loss Tennessee team that beat them?! Texas at #7 with the BEST resume of any 2-loss team? Notre Dame at #11 means one more loss and they’re OUT. And we already setting up a 3-loss Alabama/Texas to get IN??

Notre Dame’s average margin of victory in its 7 wins is 31 PPG.
They got robbed by the officials at the goalline at the end to top-10 team in their only loss.
The CFP committee is basically an organized criminal enterprise at this point.

TWO 3 loss SEC team in the top 25😂 Fire the CFP COMMITTEE INTO THE SUN This sport is dead🤡 ‘Strength of schedule’ Congrats the SEC inflation continues!!!

Ok yeah, I believe the SEC Bias conspiracies now.

outrageous. There should be at least seven more SEC teams in the top twelve.

How in the stinky red surf is Ala-freakin-Bama number 5 with 2 losses? Oh yeah ESPN gets to stack the deck for the SEC.

Alabama at No. 5 is ridiculously overrated, maybe the most overvalued team in the initial CFP rankings history.

— Brad Crawford (@BCrawford247) November 4, 2026

Why is this surprising? They lost by 21 in the SEC Championship game last year and didn’t fall a single spot in the final rankings. The week before they beat 5-7 Auburn on “a gutsy call”. It’s no longer controversial to call out the bias of the @CFBPlayoff Committee.

That would be Indiana at 4 — with their signature win over Northwestern @ESPN

Clown process. Bring back the BCS if it’s gonna be like this.

Quality losses! If they pick up another high quality loss against LSU and follow it up with an impressive half at vandy and a gutsy call against Chattanooga they will cruise to that 1 spot…

You know it’s bad when even espn’s employees are laughing lol

BYU lost to unranked 5 loss UCF! Theyre trying to hold ND up by over ranking BYU! You are all stupid and will fall for it (thats their plan)

Hilariously bad. Couldn’t be more evident that the “committee” doesn’t watch college football. Why do we let these people who couldn’t care less about out the sporty make sweeping decisions about our sport? In what other sport does that happen?

Doesn't the committee realize Nick Saban is not at Bama anymore???

— Danny Kanell (@dannykanell) November 4, 2026

Shocking tweet coming from the biggest Alabama hater of all time. Cry me a river Danny. pic.twitter.com/9EQVUvDq01

— TIDE (@RollTide8888) November 4, 2026

Try crying in the shower. I’ve heard that helps!

Committee is a bunch of sec dick sucking sheep

Don’t u realize nobody gives a fuck what u think anymore!

Do they not realize bear bryant isn’t at Kentucky?

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Notre Dame has won 16 games dating back to the start of the 2025 season, those 16 teams have posted a combined record of 62-91 against FBS opponents. If you take those 16 teams and look at their record against Power Four schools, it drops to a stunning 32-78

They still realize the 23 Noles were not cfp worthy either

Could very well be opting out of the PopTart Bowl again if they lose to Miami.

Herbstreit is still blowing em all so Bama will always get in regardless.

I don’t really think that the playoff rankings matter until selection Sunday, so I try not have strong feelings one way or another, but man, the committee makes sense. That’s been the constant since day 1. Just no consistency. Alabama #5? Really? Smh

— UltimateCFBpod (@cfb_ultimate) November 4, 2026

So I guess the SEC is the only conference in CFB where you get rewarded for losing? A 6-2 Alabama team has no place in the top 5 let alone top 10.
The rankings are just becoming irrelevant when outcomes of the games don't matter.

— Cyclone (@Hey_Its_Cyclone) November 4, 2026

Is the CFP rankings committee just Nick Saban?

— Josh Pate (@JoshPateCFB) November 4, 2026

You just now figured that out? Bama gets special treatment every year from the committee.

Nick Saban retired from coaching and somehow Alabama still gets the benefit of his recruiting classes.

saban running the committee in secret is the only explanation that makes sense to anyone

Gee…I wonder if the army of 24 wants a 24 team playoff because to combat SEC bias? pic.twitter.com/IgK0zTA9FD

— JBsOverAces (@JBsOverAces) November 4, 2026

Committee appears to love bama as much as you do pic.twitter.com/KrszH5KIzD

— Coleman Bonds (@colemanbonds19) November 4, 2026

You dick ride Alabama just like they are

“These people, and there are a whole bunch of them, they march out of the tent, and they’re given instructions on what to say, and they follow the company line. And I don’t need to go any further.” — Fake Tough Guy Curt Cignetti

“Curt Cignetti is the best coach in the country and he is the most full of shit man maybe that’s ever occupied a head coaching job… Indiana has done nothing, they schedule like cowards and he just knows with his stupid fan base that all he has to do is press the SEC button and… pic.twitter.com/UUdBh5JmhY

— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) November 5, 2026

7-1 and 11th. notre dame just found out what a 7 out of 8 parlay pays

No, it’s Kirk Herbstreit … after he’s done performing fellatio on Nick and getting notes during the post-coital snuggles.

Alabama got beat by Tennessee so bad it was your Sara Mcgloclin special!

CFP committee chairman Hunter Yurachek on Notre Dame:

"They don’t have that signature win right now … The committee is very impressed with them. They wouldn’t be 11th if we were not."

— Pete Sampson (@PeteSampson_) November 4, 2026

and IU’s signature win is…Northwestern? this guy is so full of shit it’s coming out his throat.

Beating Wisconsin got us nothing, but Alabama beating…Mississippi State was a big notch in their belt. Yeah this system is great.

If Notre Dame beats Miami, do they fall to 12?

Shut the fuck up Yurachek

Alabama is the biggest joke in the rankings. Go ahead and rank ND at 11, but in thr same argument Ohio State should be higher than Alabama

ND has 7 wins by double digits and lost by 4 pts to #8 BYU, with a second on the clock, and a “no call” PI in the end zone. Committee not going to face the same criticism as last year, ND will never get back in the top 12, of they lose to Miami.

That jackass is chairman again?! Damn I didn’t actually realize that. Great.

The CFP rankings have been out for a few minutes and ESPN is already manufacturing consent to get one or more 3-loss SEC teams into the CFP. 😅

— RedditCFB (@RedditCFB) November 4, 2026

Rename the CFP to the SEC invitational

That broadcast was a 🤡 show

South Carolina would beat Miami

I hope everyone is prepared for the push for an 8-4 SEC team in the college football playoff. THIS year.
Brace yourselves. It's coming.
They have no shame

— Danny Kanell (@dannykanell) November 5, 2026

You’re an ACC alumnus who shills for the big10 every week; The definition of shameless.

Someone still has not healed: pic.twitter.com/1tkdiB8dAx

— 🇺🇸 🍀 ıןoɔıds – ɹǝɥdƎO⊥sıɹɥɔ (@xXGoIRISHXx) November 5, 2026

Alabama better not lose this week or they will jump up to number 4

— Drunk Aubie (@DrunkAubie) November 4, 2026

Drunk Abbie but sober thoughts……

Is that Dear Abbie’s brother?

Why is it that Auburn is ALWAYS worried about BAMA and BAMA can give two fucks what Auburn does? Little brother complex is paralyzing

If they lose by 30, maybe could jump Utah to third!

Has Auburn even been ranked this year 🤔?

Just wait until they beat auburn in overtime. Automatic #1 ranking

ESPN breaking down the initial release of the CFP rankings in 2036 pic.twitter.com/ULmxU5Tvuu

— Jared Smith (@jaredsmithbets) November 4, 2026
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