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GumpStream™: the Kiffining

TrollBamaTrollrbrerikbyCHayate,TrollBamaTrolland2 others
November 7, 2026
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Bama in the Bayou

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Ended November 7, 2026, 6:09 pmUpdated

Coverage has ended

CHayate
Ford injured but walking on sidelines. 

Vistory Formation.

Always great kicking Lane right in his root Chakra.

ROLL TIDE ROLL

THE COMMITTEE WAS RIGHT HATERS

CHayate
Red Morgan reads my articles
ikepigott

0 for 4.

ikepigott
Statistically-speaking, you’d be hard pressed to explain a 31-13 Alabama lead. But LSU is 0-for-3 on 4th down attempts. Add that to the interception and that’s four turnovers.
CHayate
Beautiful play design. Bluff screen then switch release to CD Morgan. Perfect throw by Russell
ikepigott
Thanks to the law firm of Coleman-Williams, Russell and Morgan, Bama rides the lightning to take a more comfortable 24-13 lead, 9:44 remaining in the game. 
CHayate
Hell of play by Fatuto Henry to pinch in on the 3rd down stop
CHayate
Something to watch. I haven’t seen Zabien Brown on the field in the 2nd half. 
ikepigott
CHayate
Outstanding answer from the offense. Burning LSU blitzes with our TEs is key to beating them.
ikepigott
Bama takes it down the field with a newly-remembered passing game, and retakes the lead at 17-13 just before the end if the 3rd. 

This game is all about the tight ends. Both ways. 

ikepigott
IF Alabama is to steal this one, it will be because of steel in the red zone. Sam Leavitt to the short zone. Sam Leavitt to the short seam. Sam Leavitt to the sticks. Sam Leavitt scrambles. Repeat. 
ikepigott
LSU bullies their way down the field, and stalls out again. Field goal, 10-6 Bama with 11:43 remaining in the 3rd.

Key stat: LSU 49 offensive snaps… Alabama just 28.

CHayate
By quick count Bama called runs on 1st down roughly half the time until we got into hurry up mode on the last couple drives. 
ikepigott

How we feel for the second half?

17 votes

CHayate
Good half all things considered.

We gotta cut out the false starts.

Defense is playing their asses off. 3 stops in plus territory for 0 points is awesome. 

Stay tuned. Working on a BBQ article for SoCon Challenge week

ikepigott

Bama leads at the half, 10-3

Your halftime stats:



ikepigott
Lane looks pissed. Just sayin’
TrollBamaTroll
Half time: Bama 10 – LSU 3. Miss opportunities on offense hopefully don’t haunt the Tide in the second half. 
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CHayate
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4 days ago

Well I dragged at least 1 reader over here even if it’s just to show us he can’t count to 8

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dietcokeaddict
Reply to  CHayate
4 days ago

Bro, I can count to 11.

Might have missed a few because I didn’t read the entire post.

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CHayate
Author
Reply to  dietcokeaddict
4 days ago

That was not in reference to you. Some silly foreigner wanted to step into the Thunderdome

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Here.For.The.Bantz
Reply to  CHayate
4 days ago

I was here before you and am a proud American, thank you very much. And you lose an argument the minute you say “trust me, I’m an expert”. The box you refer to must be a 100yds deep.

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CHayate
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Reply to  Here.For.The.Bantz
4 days ago

The run wasn’t there on that play. You don’t have to trust me. You can look at the picture with all the defenders in the gaps and Derek Meadows standing there wide open

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Here.For.The.Bantz
Reply to  CHayate
4 days ago

I did. I posted the picture. And refuted your assertion. Claiming that a safety playing 10yds off the LOS was “stacking the box” and going to prevent a 3-4yd gain is incorrect. As I said, the box to support your argument would have to be a 100yds deep….end zone to end zone.

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CHayate
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Reply to  Here.For.The.Bantz
4 days ago

There is no 3 yard gain. The hole you think in the backside A gap doesn’t exist. The DT has his head across and the backside safety is spinning down to fill.
Your entire platform that we should try for a 3yd gain when a 7 yard reception is wide open is farcical.
You read the play wrong and missed the DT having leverage on Waldred, Brooks being a “blocker”, the front side B-gap blitz coming, and the backside safety spinning down.
You picked the wrong play. TN had the run beat from the jump. Grubb did a better job calling the play than you did armchair quarterbacking even with the benefit of hindsight.
Jim Knowles can count gaps and had a play called to account for all of them

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Here.For.The.Bantz
Reply to  CHayate
4 days ago

“Grubb did a better job calling the play than you did armchair quarterbacking even with the benefit of hindsight.” — looks like KDB disagrees with you given his public statements around an emphasis on running the ball.

How’d that 7 yd pass work out? And what I said was a complete rebuttal of your repeated assertions that Tn was loading the box on every play and we HAD to throw, not that we should run for 3 when we can pass for 7. No. We could’ve run it if we chose to. We just never have an intent to run the ball. And KDB agrees with me. And that’s the point.

And no amount of you riding a high horse because you once watched game tape with a coach is going to change that.

I’m going to write a 10000 word article on this now. I can just feel it in my veins now.

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CHayate
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Reply to  Here.For.The.Bantz
4 days ago

There was no 3 yard gain to be had. RB would have had to reverse course and beat an All American DT in the hole to even get 3 which would have been an unsuccessful run regardless.

You are cherry picking now. KDB also said the root of the issue was execution not play calling.
Just because coach says we need to improve at running the ball doesn’t mean that we should do it against a 50 front with a rover blitz called is the correct time to do it.
Just because the pass was incomplete doesn’t make it a bad play call.

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Here.For.The.Bantz
Reply to  CHayate
4 days ago

Hard disagree. And that wasn’t the only instance. The whole game is littered with examples where we had the run game open to us that would’ve made our offence much more balanced leading to perhaps a better offensive performance. And we’ll never know because Grubb refuses to put any emphasis on running the ball. And that is something KDB agrees with and repeatedly emphasized.

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CHayate
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Reply to  Here.For.The.Bantz
4 days ago

Then pick one of those situations and put up your film analysis and not one where TN had their defense called to stop the run.
We were 53/47 run pass ratio after UGA. Once you start losing offensive linemen and running backs wishes and fishes go out the window and the gameplay has to center around the art of the possible.
Ask Erik. Grubb is running the ball even when conventional wisdom and advanced stats say not to.
You have deluded yourself into thinking this offensive line and running back group is good enough to run it when the defense is aligning to stop it. They are not at least against teams with equal talent up front

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Here.For.The.Bantz
Reply to  CHayate
4 days ago

I did. They could’ve absolutely run the ball on either of the situations I posted.

“gameplay has to center around the art of the possible.” — gameplay has to center around winning the game and you don’t win many games by becoming one dimensional on offence. It is literally Grubb’s job (I’m told he’s a genius) to game plan for eventualities and to put a competent offence on the field. And he failed spectacularly on both counts. And if he’s incapable of doing so then he should resign.

Or he should just come out before the game and say “he guys, we’re not going to do jackshit on offence today so just change the channel to another game”.

You know who else disagrees with you that Ryan Grubb had a good game plan…? — Ryan Grubb. He literally admitted his game plan was shite.

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dietcokeaddict
Reply to  CHayate
4 days ago

That was not in reference to you.

I’m offended.

It’s all about me!!

Last edited 4 days ago by dietcokeaddict
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Here.For.The.Bantz
Reply to  dietcokeaddict
4 days ago

He’s talking about me in the whole passive/aggressive way that women do when they bitch at each other. 😂

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CHayate
Author
4 days ago

All you rockfight lovers tune in to UCLA v Minnesota. Neither team has any interest in throwing more than 15 times a game. That game is going to be a 60 minute hammer fight in a hallway.

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Here.For.The.Bantz
Reply to  CHayate
4 days ago

I’m watching BYU vs Utah where Utah successfully ran for 6yds on a 1st down and then threw over the top for a big gain to the open TE when BYU “stacked the box”. Ya know, the whole balanced offence thing. It was pleasing to watch.

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CHayate
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Reply to  Here.For.The.Bantz
4 days ago

Too bad we don’t get to play against the BYU front 7

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Here.For.The.Bantz
Reply to  CHayate
4 days ago

Too bad that world famous Tn front 7 comprising of the purple people eaters, mike ditka, joe greene had to play South Carolina though. Wonder if the S. Carolina OC looked at them and said “oh ye, abandon all hope. Abandon all runs”. Lol.

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CHayate
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Reply to  Here.For.The.Bantz
4 days ago

Lanorris Sellers is a hell of a lot better runner esp in traffic than Russell. Do you really not see the difference in the 2? He only committee 1 turnover instead of 3.
Sellers was also passing the ball better than Russell and TN couldn’t play games with dropping an extra defender into the fit

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Here.For.The.Bantz
Reply to  CHayate
4 days ago

I’m told that KR is one of the fastest players in college football and you’re saying that he can’t run? Is that where we are now? Sellers was passing the ball better because Tn had to focus on stopping the run. Something they didn’t have to worry about with us.

The number of excuses you have to show that Grubbs is some kinda genius playing 4D chess is mind boggling.

It’s the occam’s razor — Bama doesn’t run the ball well because Bama doesn’t emphasize running the ball. And that starts with the OC.

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CHayate
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Reply to  Here.For.The.Bantz
4 days ago

Lanorris Sellers has better vision, is bigger, stronger, and can break tackles.
Whoever told you Keelon Russell is one of the fastest players in CFB was pulling your leg. KR ran track in HS. That doesn’t make him one of the fastest players in CFB. Not even close. Go back and watch Milroe and the speed difference is obvious.
There is no 4D chess. An OC has to operate inside the bounds of reality. Alabama isn’t good enough up front to run the ball against the really good front 7s
We haven’t been able to for years aside from when Jalen Milroe was doing Jalen things and beating multiple defenders on his own. That has been persistent through multiple OCs and coaching staffs.
Bama was running the ball more and better than last year until Delgatty got hurt.
You arent building an offensive line like UGA in a single offseason. We don’t have a single back as good as their top 3 either. Klemm is improving things but he isnt on the same planet as Tracy Searles.
Yall have deluded yourselves with this “commitment” and “emphasis” nonsense. Why doesn’t the Miss State or Oklahoma just “emphasize” passing and be better at it and stop losing football games?

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CHayate
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Reply to  Here.For.The.Bantz
4 days ago

LMAO the TD throw was an RPO. Exactly the same type of play you were complaining about Grubb calling.
That 6 yard run was QB duo lead and Dampier broke a tackle in the hole. You really think Keelon Russels skinny ass is going to run through an SEC linebacker? Do you think he should even be trying to do that?

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Here.For.The.Bantz
Reply to  CHayate
4 days ago

No, he shouldn’t. He should be running into the open lanes that his OC should be scheming open. Unfortunately…his OC is Grubb.

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CHayate
Author
4 days ago

Things not starting well for Texas. 3 and out with a sack. Mizzou drives right down aided by 2 Texas penalties and scores a TD on 4th and goal

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Here.For.The.Bantz
4 days ago

“Missouri running a goal line pitch on 3rd down, then throwing on 4th and Goal is so Ryan Grubb.”— John of the mountain on RBR.

Truer words have never been spoken.

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CHayate
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4 days ago

Oof. Auburn down 10 with 8 min to go in Q2.

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CHayate
Author
Reply to  CHayate
4 days ago

Soon as I typed it Arky throws a dumb pick

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TrollBamaTroll
TrollBamaTroll
Reply to  CHayate
4 days ago

I guess Bacon bits really is the worst team in the SEC.

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dietcokeaddict
4 days ago

Sketchy ref name. I smell shenanigans!!!

https://x.com/Charlie_Potter/status/2119128040525500837

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DarthSaban
4 days ago

Thought to myself 28 comments already. Nice. Then its just Hayate and Bantz…

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ikepigott
ikepigott
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Reply to  DarthSaban
4 days ago

Don’t make me put you two in separate rooms…

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Here.For.The.Bantz
Reply to  DarthSaban
4 days ago

That’s 28 just on this article. Wait till you see the other article! I posted pictures and everything. From the SKYCAM!! Madness, chaos.

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Here.For.The.Bantz
4 days ago

When does the game start? Tomorrow?

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rbrerik
rbrerik
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4 days ago

I hate admitting this shit:

They’re just better than we are talent-wise. It’s the Difference between a $45m roster and a $31m roster. 

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TrollBamaTroll
TrollBamaTroll
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4 days ago
Bama is a poverty program, PAAWWWLLL!!!
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rbrerik
rbrerik
Admin
4 days ago

If we’re gonna get Dumb Keelon, who underestimates SEC speed and misses wide open receivers, this shit is over. 😭

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Here.For.The.Bantz
Reply to  rbrerik
4 days ago

Just posted that Keelon already in hero ball, deep shot mode.

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Here.For.The.Bantz
Reply to  rbrerik
4 days ago

Much much better!! Moar please.

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Ron
4 days ago

Not disappointed in the start so far. Defense is gonna have to get off the field though. Them wearing down scares me.

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rbrerik
rbrerik
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Reply to  Ron
4 days ago

I’m concerned about losing the line of scrimmage on both sides pretty badly

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rbrerik
rbrerik
Admin
4 days ago

FUCK YES on the TD. 

But FUCK YOU GRUBBY for calling RCW at the 1. 

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Ron
Reply to  rbrerik
4 days ago

Auditioning for a job with Kiffin?

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CHayate
Author
4 days ago

Excellent drive and clowned em at the end.

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CHayate
Author
4 days ago

Brooks is blocking much better with RCW on the field.

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Ron
4 days ago

Hell of a stand defense!!!🐘🐘🐘🐘

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TrollBamaTroll
TrollBamaTroll
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4 days ago

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TrollBamaTroll
TrollBamaTroll
4 days ago

Solid stop on 4th and 4. So close to taking that tipped pass to the house.

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dietcokeaddict
4 days ago

Isn’t Riley in on 3rd/2 just telling LSU it’s a pass?

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TrollBamaTroll
TrollBamaTroll
Reply to  dietcokeaddict
4 days ago

He’s definitely not the RB I would expect on a short yardage run situation. Hill, OTOH, would be a good choice for a decoy.

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rbrerik
rbrerik
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Reply to  TrollBamaTroll
4 days ago

You have to bring Hill in there

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rbrerik
rbrerik
Admin
Reply to  dietcokeaddict
4 days ago

How dare you question Grubby

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TrollBamaTroll
TrollBamaTroll
4 days ago

Shite, I was hoping they would get a first but it’s one of those games. Just gotta hold LSU before the half.

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Ron
Reply to  TrollBamaTroll
4 days ago

Maybe they’ll muff the punt. Or Levitt will gift us the ball.

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TrollBamaTroll
TrollBamaTroll
Reply to  Ron
4 days ago

I’d be fine with either of those outcomes. Sam hasn’t thrown a pick yet and he’s usually good for at least one a game. I am hoping he gives us a few, especially in the second half.

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CHayate
Author
4 days ago

No way in hell that 3rd and short inside run was working.

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TrollBamaTroll
TrollBamaTroll
Reply to  CHayate
4 days ago
How dare you question Ryan "always right" Grubb.
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Here.For.The.Bantz
Reply to  CHayate
4 days ago

I’m good with it. Low risk play in hostile environment.

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Here.For.The.Bantz
Reply to  Here.For.The.Bantz
4 days ago

If O’Neil makes that tackle, Bama has the ball with over a minute left if we get the 3rd down atop.

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Here.For.The.Bantz
Reply to  Here.For.The.Bantz
4 days ago

As I was saying….minimize the mistakes, commit to the run.

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Here.For.The.Bantz
Reply to  Here.For.The.Bantz
4 days ago

Apparently we can’t minimize the mistakes….smh.

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rbrerik
rbrerik
Admin
Reply to  CHayate
4 days ago

iT’z jUsT eXEcUti0N

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Here.For.The.Bantz
4 days ago

Yesssss!!!!

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TrollBamaTroll
TrollBamaTroll
4 days ago

Offense shit the bed at the end there. Gotta take advantage of defensive stops.

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Here.For.The.Bantz
4 days ago

The TD on the fake never happens without the run up the gut for no yards. That’s why committing to the run is important. Calling a game vs calling a play.

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rbrerik
rbrerik
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Reply to  Here.For.The.Bantz
4 days ago

Here, here

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Ron
4 days ago

Chicken looks amazing Hayate. Looking forward to the cooking article, your first one was great.

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CHayate
Author
Reply to  Ron
4 days ago

Editor says to stay under 1000 words so I cant write the Porkronomicon.
I will give yall some good stuff on how to make your own BBQ better

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rbrerik
rbrerik
Admin
4 days ago

How we feeling?

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Ron
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4 days ago

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epdude98
Reply to  rbrerik
4 days ago

I’m so conflicted. It feels like both teams have missed plenty of opportunities, so the second half feels like it’s going to be about who can turn those missed opportunities into successes

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rbrerik
rbrerik
Admin
Reply to  epdude98
4 days ago

yup. I got a feeling we’re gonna regret some of those missed opportunities.

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Ron
Reply to  rbrerik
4 days ago

Narrator: they made up for it.

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rbrerik
rbrerik
Admin
4 days ago

They ARE allowed to call penalties on LSU.

Well slap my ass and call me Mr Giggles.

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Here.For.The.Bantz
Reply to  rbrerik
4 days ago

Well, that just wouldn’t be cricket.

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Ron
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4 days ago

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Here.For.The.Bantz
4 days ago

That relatively good half time feeling is quickly disappearing.

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dietcokeaddict
4 days ago

59 plays for LSU. 33 for Bama.

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rbrerik
rbrerik
Admin
4 days ago

LORDY, FORDY!!

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Ron
4 days ago

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Here.For.The.Bantz
4 days ago

1.5 quarters … that was the over under on Grubb once again abandoning the run. That football terrorist can’t help himself.

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Ron
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4 days ago

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Here.For.The.Bantz
4 days ago

After the game:

Media to Grubb — why did you abandon the run once again?

Grubb — yall know my wife is black right?

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Ron
4 days ago

Ced!!!!!!!!

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dietcokeaddict
4 days ago

@Way to burn clock, asshole Grubb!!@

What happened to the sartalics button #REFUND!!!

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TrollBamaTroll
TrollBamaTroll
Reply to  dietcokeaddict
3 days ago

It never went away. It’s the </> button.

what a dumbass
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rbrerik
rbrerik
Admin
4 days ago

MY PANTS ARE OFF AND YOU CAN SEE MY BONER FROM LOW-EARTH ORBIT!

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dietcokeaddict
Reply to  rbrerik
4 days ago

Fortunately for the ISS, they just passed the US coast and they’re over the Atlantic.

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Here.For.The.Bantz
Reply to  rbrerik
4 days ago

Can you bloody well stay half mast until this game is over please.

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Ron
4 days ago

Thompkins!!!!

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Ron
4 days ago

Jugular!

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epdude98
4 days ago

THE MATT MOSCONA POST GAME RECAP IS GOING TO BE SO DELICIOUS

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dietcokeaddict
Reply to  epdude98
4 days ago

Not over yet

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dietcokeaddict
Reply to  dietcokeaddict
4 days ago

Aight, now it’s over. Here’s your rec.

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CHayate
Author
Reply to  epdude98
4 days ago

We gonna needa a do ah wellness check onna T-BOB

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epdude98
Reply to  CHayate
4 days ago

Pretty much every lsu alum in the media because no one gave us a chance in hell at winning this game

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dietcokeaddict
Reply to  CHayate
4 days ago

We gonna needa a do ah wellness check onna T-BOB

https://x.com/TBob53/status/2119219226376356319?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E2119219226376356319%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=

He took it well. Thx to Erik for xeeting this.

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Here.For.The.Bantz
Reply to  dietcokeaddict
3 days ago

The replies though….

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Here.For.The.Bantz
4 days ago

Fuck….not Ford!!

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Ron
Reply to  Here.For.The.Bantz
4 days ago

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Ron
4 days ago

Hey Tigahs, suck that Bama dick, bitch!

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Here.For.The.Bantz
Reply to  Ron
4 days ago

Suck that elephant dick bitch!

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rbrerik
rbrerik
Admin
4 days ago

the autopsy is gonna be fun as hell for a change.

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Here.For.The.Bantz
Reply to  rbrerik
4 days ago

We won!! Grubb can stay another week because winning cures all ills.

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dietcokeaddict
3 days ago

https://x.com/LSRobinson21/status/2119216270881018137

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