NSFW crashouts, hot takes, and fans behaving badly.
Welcome back to another two-part Meltdown! There were so many painful losses, so many duds, so much bed-wetting, that we couldn’t contain it in just one post. Indeed, we couldn’t even contain it to one conference. So, today we’re going to tackle the SEC, where seemingly everyone lost and everyone hates their coach. About the only places you’ve not heard complaints from are Tuscaloosa, Athens, and Austin.
LSWho
The Bayou Bengals wanted to have their annual game against the Tide played at night. Finally, someone at ESPN had a backbone and told them no. The Tiggers beat Alabama in everything but the scoreboard. And, dear reader, that is the only thing that matters at the end of the game.
It surely does Beavis.
Maybe if he would have brought more celebrities? Or rented a pet alligator? Hard to put your finger on it.
Even Mike Norvell beat Alabama. Lane is a flamboyant fraud.
Maybe if he would have brought more celebrities? Or rented a pet alligator? Hard to put your finger on it.
The SEC propaganda merchants put in a lot of work trying to convince the rest of the country that the Tigers were a good football team.
LSU deserves it after what Kiffin did to Ole Miss and acting like an asshole on his way out. LSU fans laughed about it. Kiffin is the cursed necklace on Scooby Doo. He will fk you dry in his way out too.
They are our daddy
We paid 91 million for Brian Kelly with aura and edgy humor fuckin sad ass program
😭 wave the 🏳️
LSU’s best win is Auburn…
Bama just beat on us every year for the love of the game
its baseball season fellas football season is done
Bitch every year we play bama they dig in our asses. Yall not tired of getting that ass dug in ? Yall ass don’t hurt ???? It’s not just a little tender ????? Fucking violated you goofy. LSU &@saints need changes and yall not doing shyt out digging in yall own ass and smelling it
Texas Bowl bound!
One of the most expensive rosters in all of college football and still can’t beat the saban-less tide, fuck off
Disgraceful, but I knew we would lose. Bama is always an auto loss for LSU & also Lane so add them together and we may never beat Bama
Team fucking sucks. Waste of my tax money, everybody on the team is fucking horrendous. Fuck you ALL
Well atleast we don’t play bama next year
Thank goodness we don’t play them every year after this. We can’t beat em.
Straight. Shit. WHO THE FUCK WAS THAT.
done defending this stupid ass fucking team I should’ve known after Kentucky game get rid of Blake baker im tired of this shit
some posts saying it wasn’t on defense. TF were they watching bc I saw blown coverage all day. Leavitt think he’s Burrow and he ain’t close.
Lane jumping ship again at end of season?
every. fucking. year.
Does not matter the era, does not matter the coach, does not matter the talent on either side, we will always always always shit the bed against fucking Alabama
It’s just every year when we play this team
I know Brian Kelly is laughing himself silly watching this garbage knowing it’s literally just the same results he was putting out there.
Don’t forget to send Deboer a card on Father’s Day.
I was against bama being removed as an annual opponent but this has changed my mind, we just cannot beat them no matter what.
Lane Kiffin and Weis damn near retarded
And so many fools want to to keep this game on the schedule.
Kiffin is BK on ozempic
Im tired of this dumbass school bro. Why we can’t take shi serious ever?
They elevate in unbelievable fashion.
Dude we got fkn whipped! Bad play calling, people missing assignments, totally lost. It was like a retarded chimp was in charge of playcalling
It doesn’t matter T-Bob. An over rated head coach is coaching an over rated program.
New faces. Same results. LSU will be our usual 7-5. That’s our new standard.
We.ve won twice at home since the iPhone was invented. Don’t act like losing to Bama at home is anything rare. Hell it’s barely happened a handful of times in the last 80 years.
You paid $100m to lose to Alabama at home… hey @LSUfootball even Brian fuckin Kelly won in BR Fuck outta here, and I know that over time you might figure it out and you’re going to dunk on me if you do, but tonight?!?!?? Tonight you have ruined an entire STATE’s emotional state
We fell for it again. They beat up on a bad team so we think they must be good and then they play a good team.
At least Lane Kiffin has 20 year olds in the DMs tho
Bacon Bits
So the question of who is the worst team in the SEC finally got answered this weekend? After leading a majority of the game in Jerden Hare, Aubie found a way to come back and win. Arky fans are on suicide watch after this weekend’s travesty at the Cow College.
The best part about being an Arkansas fan is that someday I’ll die
hardly any auburn fans in here….just Arkansas fans doing our job for us – via @AuburnMemes
Refs were on your side almost the whole game and y’all still lost lol
I’m not even upset, numb to this dumpster fire football program.
So if Hunter Yurachek gets fired, does he still chair the CFP committee?
I cannot stand watching KJ Jackson play quarterback. Paid 1.5 million dollars to go 14/30?? Are you fucking kidding. Absolutely terrible.
Serious question… How did Auburn beat Georgia???????
Fire Tim Cramsey right now and bench the absolute bum KJ Jackson!!!!!
Fuck Ryan silverfield. Fuck hunter yurachek. Done with yall. Fuck yall retards. Fuck the BoT. Fuck @LawsonRandy
Arkansas left Auburn 1:54 like a generous tip
I hate that I am loyal Arkansas football fan, this shit sucks.
Dumb, sorry ass program does it again.
Arky fans doing a better job talking shit about themselves than AU fans are. I’m impressed
I’ve lost my love for football. Thanks Yurachek.
If Mike Leach can find a random college student to kick a field goal we can too. Leave Gilbert in Alabama
I dub this game the Catfish bowl. Just a couple of bottom feeders fighting for scraps 😂
STOP PLAYING KJ JACKSON HE FUCKING SUCKS
I hammered Auburn money line at the half 😂 I knew we would lose
Battered Aggie Syndrome Strikes Again
Cocktober extended into the month of November, while BAS is forever. Aggies had 457 all purpose yards but could only find 9 points in 60 minutes of play. Reminds me of another team.
Loss to a QB on 1 leg
FORMER AGGIE GABRIEL BROWNLOW-DINDY JUST BURIED YOUR POVERTY PROGRAM
All the teams are firing their offensive coordinators. Why can’t we? All the teams are benching their quarterbacks. Why can’t we? All the teams are making changes. Why can’t we?
Fire Mike Elko and this entire bum ass coaching staff. What a pathetic team
9 points. More red zone collapses. Same shit, different Saturday.
Most uncompetitive team we’ve had in the SEC
Somewhere 4 weeks ago I said you weren’t going to win any more football games this year. I think I doubted you could beat the citadel. Y’all are absolute crap. Watch any other football game and it’s exciting but watching Aggies is painful.
Fucking JOKE!!!
@CoachMikeElko fucking mix it up. You want to know who “gives us the best chance to win” still???
Where the FUCK is the accountability.
Lost to Lanorris on one ankle 🫣
Little brother chokes again… That’s it for your playoff hopes.. 😂 but let’s be honest. We know you guys only care about your Super Bowl game against Texas in a few weeks #HOOKEM
Marcel Reed should be pumping my fucking gas. How do you throw it out of the end zone twice to end the game. Bunch of queers
God, fuck your shitty quarterback, your shitty coaching staff and most of all fuck Elko for doing absolutely nothing to fix this shit.
ANOTHER BTA FOR THE AGGIES!!! I KNOW THEM NAKED BOOTY BUTT CHEEKS ARE GLOWING BRIGHTER THAN CHERNOBYL AFTER THAT SPANKING!!
Marcel Reed with the greatest 2 throws to end the game
9 pts? You spent 2 weeks to come up with a 9 point game plan? Towson scored 9pts against South Carolina.
Y’all should move to FCS or conference USA but you won’t be able to score there either. Booooooooooooo
FIRE ELKO! REED SHOULD HAVE BEEN SENT TO A COMMUNITY COLLEGE LAST YEAR. YOU GUYS LOOK WORSE THAN COLORADO…
@Marcel10Reed you are ass. How the fuck we the top recruiting school for the next two years and can’t get a good backup?
Where are the @Marcel10Reed TikTok dances??? How many bottle service nights did Marcel get at Goodbull? That’s what the fans truly care about!
Hey, fuck you and fuck the hundreds of millions of dollars you light on fire every year. None of you motherfuckers in that athletic department deserve to have a job 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
All that $$$! For this?
Marcel Reed chopping it up with a South Carolina defender down 8 with four losses is crazy man, what a fucking loser.
Sunbelt Sumrall Loses Badly. Again.
Somehow Florida outchoked Oklahoma. How bad was it? The Gators’ offense was held scoreless after halftime, while Oklahoma sealed the win with a long 20-play, nearly 13-minute drive. QB Tramell Jones Jr. threw for 133 yards with two interceptions in the start.
Never try to dress Like Boise State ever again.
I don’t think we’ll even beat Vandy at this point.We continue to regress and get worse EVERY FUCKING WEEK!
Damn y’all sucked so bad, you made us think we’re elite LOL
Season ticket holder for 19 years, I’m done, just threw my 32in Hisense flatscreen in the inflatable pool, wife’s crying because I punched our neighbor Brian(Georgia Fan) for saying “2019 LSU huh” This team has ruined my relationship with my family, & now my neighbor, disgusted
It’s honestly kind of humorous watching how retarded Jon Sumrall is. Like, literally anyone with a brain knew this was exactly how he would be. He is literally Napier 2.0 in EVERY way 😂
This program is dead. Thank you @ScottStricklin
Players should be fucking ashamed
Quarterback position is cursed at Florida, Another season with a quarterback who can’t read a defense
#GatorNation absolutely shows up every single game and we get on and what do we get? Shit jack shit! Come on this is pathetic and inexcusable!
Billy Napier 2.0?
Send Jon Bumrall back to Tulane
Before you guys send hate towards Jon Sumrall, just remember you’re not just attacking a coach, but a father, husband, and glorified Billy Napier clone! One bad game doesn’t take away what he’s brought to this progrum and we should all feel PRIVILEGED to have him lead our Florida Gators! #GoGaytors
Billy Napier 2.0
Dan Mullen 3.0
Jim McElwain 4.0
Buster dialed up 7 points at home against Oklahoma. Brad White got out schemed by a high school football coach. Jon has these guys undisciplined and underprepared every week. Fire everyone
Fun fact: if you’re reading this tweet YOU will never see another Florida football national championship in your lifetime
Jon Sumrall = Billy Napier + a personality
sorry ass motherfuckers losing to a fake ass sec school
Witten started calling plays on Monday. BRAD WHITE YOU FUCKING SUCK MAN LMAO AND JON YOURE NO BETTER
Hey, let’s trot out in these special unis so we can get out asses whipped again…every time.
Fuck this poverty ass program. Sick of being a fan of these complete faggot ass bum bitch losers
Just came by to thank y’all for ruining another weekend and another fall. Ass year in and year out. Start by getting Stricklin the fuck outta Florida. He should be sent to live in Antarctica. FUCK SCOTT STRICKLIN.
Basketball school anyway. #GoGators
I don’t recall 2019 LSU losing like this.
What a fucking joke… can’t believe I wasted money buying a ticket to a game and buying the hype. Just numb at this point won’t be going to Gainesville for a whiiiiiilllleeeee!
Embarrassing and we blame STARKViLLE Scott! We blame you for hiring a guy that coached at Tulane. Sumrall is not the answer and Starkville Scott continues to make this program even more embarrassing. We have to get a NEW AD and Head coach.
@TulaneAthletics would love to have Coach Sumrall back in New Orleans. Can we make a deal with @GatorsFB ?
Your coach gonna plagiarize the Tebow speech AGAIN?
Sorry ass team lol same bum a$$ players.
38 yrs lifelong Gators fan and now the Gator Standard is to be a loser.
Is Florida on drugs or something? How are they so good one week and so horrible the next?
Shity need to start deducting players money when they play like ass. Bet they start playing better.
Another dog shit performance. Great work out there guys
Did your coach let loose with another series of motherfuckerss this and motherfuckers and more motherfuckers here and motherfuckers there??
You guys truly are ass. Just like your fans. Swamp is severely overrated. Both have to be the worst in the SEC.
Booooooooo what’s the difference between this and that shit stain Billy Napier. All that talk about what “we were gonna be” this team fucking sucks. Words don’t mean shit. Your actions do.
There is zero fucking fire in these kids. Fire that trash ass Brad white. He got schooled by a HIGH SCHOOL COACH.
The Show Me State shows us that it’s cheeks
It was a tie game at half…then Drinkwitz remembered it’s a big game, Texas remembered it has a $50 million payroll, and the SEC reminded the officials that Texas is in the mix for a playoff spot.
I keep telling you guys football is rigged. Missouri playoff hopes ended today because Arch Manning sucked so bad they called an incomplete pass a forward fumble recovered for a first down by Texas.
You useless fucking idiots. Every damn time you have a chance to do something incredible you blow it. Every sport. Every year.
Dork vs a team with a winning record a tale as old as time
Useless ass team lmao what a joke soft ass bitches
Best day of college football since the 1930s and I have no desire to watch another snap.
kicking game is absolutely pathetic, this was an effortless win if we had a competent foot
At least we have basketball to look forward to…… oh wait Dennis Gates has ruined that roster.
You would have disappointed us in the Playoff too
Welp there ya go looks like the Bahamas Bowl for MIZZOU. Maybe in a few more years we may be able to stop eating at the kids table
Wow it wasn’t even a close game. Another Drink choke job. I hate being a fan of this team
I’m fucking broken. I’m done with cfb. I just can’t anymore.
This post has been overturned and fumbled forward 20 yards
At this point. Probably be better to go back to the Big12.
The refs sucked, the defense sucks, Drinkwitz is a fraud.
Not a good ending but Hey, the light show was good!!!
Someone make a call to the B1G. See if they’re interested. Surely they’d rather have Mizzou than Rutgers.
It’s sometimes hard to remember this is just entertainment
Fold Miss
Petey McDrinkerson is discovering that this whole “SEC coach” thing involves more than carrying a whistle for three games with an immensely talented (and now departed) roster. Turns out you actually have to play tough games…and few are as tough as the DWAGS. This one wasn’t even close at the coin toss.
Nobody comes in to Vaught-Hemingway Stadium and scores 43 points against your Ole Miss Rebels!
Congrats on scoring a touchdown in garbage time against backups, though
Did Trinidad transfer from the Learing Center?
It’s ok enjoy the Belk Bowl
Staring into the abyss.
F****** embarrassing pieces of s***. You sucked f****** c*** tonight, you f****** losers
Can I get a refund for all of the NIL money that I donated that went to the defense?
Where tf was Lacy at?? Let me guess injured again ??
Tell Kewan Lacy to take a Cortisone shot and strap it up. Tell Pete Goulding you need some actual downhill linebackers not that sideline to sideline shit. John David Baker you literally have no plan if your shit isn’t working. Chambliss you need to relax.Absolutely embarrassing.
We need a new OC, DC, RB, DB, and QB coach. And a new head coach.
FIRE FUCKING JDB AND HIRE A FUCKING OFFENSIVE COORDINATOR
I just wanna be mad for a while…
It wouldn’t hurt if they gave the quarterback more protection,
So he could have more time to throw the football, i’m just saying.
Fire JDB. Hire a DC. Fire the fuck out of JDB btw
I can’t say I’ve ever been more embarrassed
from the trash on the field to the flags to the scoreboard, nothing went right tonight
Pete may want to fill out that State Farm agent application.
Fire everybody in the building, burn it down, then start all over.
Pathetic fucking loser. What a fucking disgrace bunch of punk ass bitches fuck you
It gets tiring being embarrassed.
We suck
We are frauds huh?
Thank God I don’t have to get my hopes up for you anymore
Well, that’s all for the SEC Edition of the Meltdown. We’ll have more tomorrow, with a decidedly Rust Belt flavor to it. See you then.
Roll Tide
My vote goes to Florida, living in New Orleans and seeing what Sumrall did with Tulane, I thought he’d transition well to Florida, sure with a year or two needed but this is just WOW! Close second is Arkansas, they have Wal Mart money in their back yard yet they can’t convince the Waltons for a little more to make them competitive instead of a new version of the Metropolitan Museum of Art in the Ozarks.
Florida v Arky was a toss-up for me. Both fanbases are on suicide watch at this point in the season. UF fans got to see their team look good for a few games. Arkansas has been ass since the first game.
FTFY
Arkansas has been regretting Bobby P for almost 15 years now.
He inherited the program Willie built (and I genuinely think was better). I was always a bit skeptical after just 3-4 years of Midmajor coaching.
And he may still get there. But he is making too many fundamental Xs and Os mistakes on the field. He’s actually been a pretty terrible field coach which you wouldn’t expect from someone with experience.
That’s what would freak me out the most, that and their tendency to quit.
Yeah, Billy left him with some grade A crap, plus I’m sure Florida isn’t sitting on that big of a war chest. Plus in non AAC games, Tulane was beat up on like the slow kid in a dodge ball game.
the number of self-aware LSU fans shocked me.
This was my favorite though
Ole Piss brought some heaters
* It’s ok enjoy the Belk Bowl
* Staring into the abyss.
* Did Trinidad transfer from the Learing Center?
* Nobody comes in to Vaught-Hemingway Stadium and scores 43 points against your Ole Miss Rebels!
aTm is ass, but that is a great ass.
I knew the male viewers would enjoy that tweet. I didn’t go looking for it, it found me.
I LOVE the meltdown, and share + plagiarize it appropriately.
It’s the Internet. Stealing doesn’t exist.
I forget that Arkansas even exists on Saturdays, but then I’m reminded here, and I have to say, their Meltdowns are national championship level.
they’re usually my favorite, because it doesn’t matter how bad they are, they will always meltdown